{"id":3596,"date":"2009-01-07T22:01:25","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T05:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=3596"},"modified":"2009-01-07T22:01:25","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T05:01:25","slug":"birthday-wishes-three-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/01\/07\/birthday-wishes-three-ways\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday wishes, three ways."},"content":{"rendered":"

Will: “Mommy, can we just skip your birthday and go to mine because I want to be 6 and I want you to NEVER BE ANY OLDER THAN RIGHT NOW.”<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Kate: (on the actual birthday) “It’s CHRISTMAS!\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, Santa!”<\/p>\n

Kate: (on day after birthday) “It’s your birthday, Mommy!\u00c2\u00a0 Santa’s coming!”<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Me: (to Paul) “It’s my birthday, are you going to pamper me today?”<\/p>\n

Paul: “Sure.\u00c2\u00a0 But I don’t think we have any in your size.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Will: “Mommy, can we just skip your birthday and go to mine because I want to be 6 and I want you to NEVER BE ANY OLDER THAN RIGHT NOW.” — Kate: (on the actual birthday) “It’s CHRISTMAS!\u00c2\u00a0 Yeah, Santa!” Kate: (on day after birthday) “It’s your birthday, Mommy!\u00c2\u00a0 Santa’s coming!” — Me: (to Paul) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[84,125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3596"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3597,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3596\/revisions\/3597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}