{"id":3588,"date":"2009-01-06T07:47:14","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T14:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=3588"},"modified":"2009-01-06T07:47:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T14:47:14","slug":"frodo-would-totally-freak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/01\/06\/frodo-would-totally-freak\/","title":{"rendered":"Frodo would totally freak."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday morning stroll through City Park&#8217;s NOMA Sculpture Garden.<\/p>\n<p>Or, not so much <em>stroll<\/em> as children running madly through the Spanish moss and spider legs.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3578\" title=\"citypark-1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-1.jpg 1944w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-1-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And trying, in vain of course, to catch the ultimate of all throws&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3581\" title=\"citypark-4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-4.jpg 1296w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-4-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Kate stood here for 3 Solid Minutes.\u00c2\u00a0 Remarkable, because she has never stood in one place for even a quarter of that time frame, anywhere.\u00c2\u00a0 We had to actually wave our hands in front of her face to bring her back.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3579\" title=\"citypark-2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-2.jpg 1944w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-2-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dad!\u00c2\u00a0 I can&#8217;t reach!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3580\" title=\"citypark-3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-3.jpg 1296w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-3-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Crossing the great divide.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3582\" title=\"citypark-5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-5.jpg 1296w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-5-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or jumping.\u00c2\u00a0 I tried to tell Will to jump high (so as to see air in the reflection under his feet) but he wasn&#8217;t in the mood to play my photography games.\u00c2\u00a0 Paul tolerated it, Kate ignored it.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3583\" title=\"citypark-6\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-6.jpg 1281w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-6-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He did, however, not &#8220;AWWWW MOMMMMMY!&#8221; when I took these, which is a marked improvement over the usual reaction.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3584\" title=\"citypark-7\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-7.jpg 1705w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-7-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He even hammed it up a little.\u00c2\u00a0 Boy that kid needs a haircut.\u00c2\u00a0 From someone other than me.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3585\" title=\"citypark-8\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-8.jpg 1296w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-8-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She needs one, too.\u00c2\u00a0 No ham here, just cheese.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3586\" title=\"citypark-9\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-9.jpg 1296w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-9-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mother and child piece that the kids freak out over because she&#8217;s standing on another smaller figure, which Paul delights in telling the kids &#8220;it&#8217;s Daddy, Mommies stand on Daddies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3587\" title=\"citypark-10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-10.jpg 1944w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/citypark-10-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday morning stroll through City Park&#8217;s NOMA Sculpture Garden. Or, not so much stroll as children running madly through the Spanish moss and spider legs. And trying, in vain of course, to catch the ultimate of all throws&#8230; Kate stood here for 3 Solid Minutes.\u00c2\u00a0 Remarkable, because she has never stood in one place for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[88,100,68],"tags":[137],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3589,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3588\/revisions\/3589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}