{"id":3532,"date":"2009-01-01T20:43:20","date_gmt":"2009-01-02T03:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=3532"},"modified":"2009-01-02T07:42:15","modified_gmt":"2009-01-02T14:42:15","slug":"none-of-them-start-it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2009\/01\/01\/none-of-them-start-it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night\/","title":{"rendered":"None of them start &#8220;It was a dark and stormy night&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2008, the bloggy recap, as described by the first sentences from first posts from each month.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/01\/03\/the-roof-it-begins\/\">January<\/a>: I was too chicken to climb on the roof, wondering why they weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t using the extension ladder and feeling incredibly impressed that Paul and David were climbing to the top of the A-frame and hoisting themselves up on this end of the roof.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/02\/01\/say-heh-ey-its-a-beautiful-day\/\">February<\/a>: It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll take hours for my 7-year old computer to eat up all the pictures from the first 2GB card I filled this morning, so here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a preview from the second set already loaded.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/03\/01\/to-my-children-who-have-decided-to-let-me-live\/\">March<\/a>: I am surprised and impressed that now, in my moment of weakness, neither of you seem willing to make the final blow and do me in.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/04\/02\/drowning\/\">April<\/a>: We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re having a bad day.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/05\/01\/dusty-dusty-drywall\/\">May<\/a>: <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Look! <\/span>A ceiling in the study!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/06\/that-last-step-is-a-doozy\/\">June<\/a>: In the past, re-entering the United States after weeks abroad has not went well for us.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/01\/the-new-hotness-a-poem\/\">July<\/a>: Cabinets, cabinets in my room.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/08\/01\/then-what-did-homeland-security-hear\/\">August<\/a>: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153My parents called.\u00c2\u00a0 They said that Kate called them last night.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/09\/01\/gustav-the-update\/\">September<\/a>: A few strong cells have moved through Mobile, but nothing so threatening that we bothered to move chairs inside.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/10\/01\/and-in-5-4\/\">October<\/a>: The \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Greater New Orleans\u00e2\u20ac\u009d interview airs tomorrow on WLAE channel 12 at 7 and 9:30 (and I think again at 2:30am?)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/11\/01\/just-like-shakespeare-used-to-say\/\">November<\/a>: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mommy, I love you sweeter than the sweetest bullfrog ever kissed.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/01\/the-mommy-and-the-study\/\">December<\/a>: Writ in the style of \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Piggy in the Puddle\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u201d my favorite children\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s story to read out loud.<\/p>\n<p>Bonus, a few favorites:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/02\/05\/mardi-gras-2008-the-review-part-1\/\">Krewe of Abeona, Mardi Gras 2008<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/02\/28\/by-popular-demand-floor-removal-and-joists\/\">One of the many pictures of our house with no floors.\u00c2\u00a0 Or walls<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/21\/im-the-big-brother\/\">Will dresses Kate<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/03\/28\/la-divina-channel-26\/\">The La Divina Commercial<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/02\/07\/vote-obama\/\">Seeing Obama<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/02\/19\/e-l-m-o-and-the-dog\/\">Kate meets Elmo.. and THE DOG<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/09\/11\/i-couldnt-hold-it-any-longer\/\">I throw my two cents in the political ring<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/07\/20\/advice-from-the-experts\/\">Will and Kate give advice to tourists<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/10\/11\/wlae-interview-is-up\/\">The WLAE interview<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/27\/put-my-picture-beside-the-angry-face\/\">The start of our ongoing health insurance woes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/04\/19\/to-my-daughter-who-is-almost-two-years-away-from-world-domination\/\">Ode to La Destructora<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/28\/holly-and-other-days\/\">Old Holiday Photos<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>And for next year.\u00c2\u00a0 Some bloggy goals.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Finish the writing and posting from the three weeks in Peru (I found the missing notebook!) and post pictures now that the article is up.\u00c2\u00a0 (Once I get a good copy of it, I&#8217;ll post it, too.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Finish adding tags\/categories to the posts dating back to 2004.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Clean the blog up.\u00c2\u00a0 Make a design that works.\u00c2\u00a0 Add the pages about the tuk-tuk and the hopes and dreams about driving one across the country.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Write down what I eat.\u00c2\u00a0 Use the blog as a motivation for being a healthier person: more exercise, less binging.\u00c2\u00a0 I hesitate to make something like &#8216;weight loss&#8217; a goal, because without a partner in the grind of it, I know it won&#8217;t work for me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; Write snappier openers.\u00c2\u00a0 Some of the sentences above are painful.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p>** I first saw this style post over at <a href=\"http:\/\/madhattermommy.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/year-of-blog.html\">Mad&#8217;s<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 Then there were similar posts at the <a href=\"http:\/\/khebert.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/2008-whew-glad-that-is-over.html\">&#8216;Tars<\/a> and by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.magpiemusing.com\/2009\/01\/twelve-months-that-were.html\">Magpie<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2008, the bloggy recap, as described by the first sentences from first posts from each month. 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