{"id":3248,"date":"2008-12-14T21:23:28","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T04:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=3248"},"modified":"2008-12-15T13:38:47","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T20:38:47","slug":"dreamhost-may-have-been-down-but-we-were-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/14\/dreamhost-may-have-been-down-but-we-were-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Dreamhost may have been down&#8230; but we were up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some of us, we were up &#8212; literally.\u00c2\u00a0 Too bad he&#8217;s not up there admiring the view.\u00c2\u00a0 He had a great helper, though, which sped things along.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3258\" title=\"palace-0151\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0151.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0151.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0151-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wait, helper&#8230; where is that helper?\u00c2\u00a0 Helper?\u00c2\u00a0 HELPER?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3250\" title=\"palace-016\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-016.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-016.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-016-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, there he is.\u00c2\u00a0 Hi Helper.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3260\" title=\"palace-0171\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0171.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0171.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0171-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Say, Helper, can you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3261\" title=\"palace-0181\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0181.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0181.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0181-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;wait, where are you going?\u00c2\u00a0 Helper?\u00c2\u00a0 WILL?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3262\" title=\"palace-0191\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0191.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0191.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0191-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230; what are you doing, Will?\u00c2\u00a0 Dad really needs you to&#8230; Will?\u00c2\u00a0 WILL?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3263\" title=\"palace-0201\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0201.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0201.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0201-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Koosh ball?\u00c2\u00a0 Tennis racket?\u00c2\u00a0 Where did you&#8230; oh, nevermind, where&#8230; WHAT are you doing?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3264\" title=\"palace-0211\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0211.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0211.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0211-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>WHY ARE YOU GIVING YOUR SISTER A TENNIS RACKET?\u00c2\u00a0 And so close to where Mommy has ridiculously hung the video camera!?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3265\" title=\"palace-0221\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0221.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0221.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0221-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh.\u00c2\u00a0 I get it.\u00c2\u00a0 You&#8217;re not helping Daddy anymore.\u00c2\u00a0 You&#8217;re working for someone else.\u00c2\u00a0 Sorry, Paul.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3266\" title=\"palace-0231\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0231.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0231.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/palace-0231-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Miraculously, though, Paul finished the roof of the outbuilding and returned the roller this morning.\u00c2\u00a0 One little step done&#8230;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some of us, we were up &#8212; literally.\u00c2\u00a0 Too bad he&#8217;s not up there admiring the view.\u00c2\u00a0 He had a great helper, though, which sped things along. Wait, helper&#8230; where is that helper?\u00c2\u00a0 Helper?\u00c2\u00a0 HELPER? Oh, there he is.\u00c2\u00a0 Hi Helper. Say, Helper, can you&#8230; &#8230;wait, where are you going?\u00c2\u00a0 Helper?\u00c2\u00a0 WILL? Um&#8230; what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[85,119],"tags":[137,138],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3248"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3267,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3248\/revisions\/3267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}