{"id":3237,"date":"2008-12-12T21:01:54","date_gmt":"2008-12-13T04:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=3237"},"modified":"2008-12-12T21:07:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-13T04:07:40","slug":"the-way-to-a-mans-heart-even-at-age-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/12\/the-way-to-a-mans-heart-even-at-age-5\/","title":{"rendered":"The way to a man&#8217;s heart, even at age 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What color was your day today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pink.\u00c2\u00a0 I had a happy day today.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh?\u00c2\u00a0 What made you feel happy today?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ummm&#8230; I don&#8217;t know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One of your friends at school?\u00c2\u00a0 A game you played?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.\u00c2\u00a0 It was lunch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3239\" title=\"will-014\" src=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/will-014.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/will-014.jpg 1239w, http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/will-014-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What color was your day today?&#8221; &#8220;Pink.\u00c2\u00a0 I had a happy day today.&#8221; &#8220;Oh?\u00c2\u00a0 What made you feel happy today?&#8221; &#8220;Ummm&#8230; I don&#8217;t know.&#8221; &#8220;One of your friends at school?\u00c2\u00a0 A game you played?&#8221; &#8220;No.\u00c2\u00a0 It was lunch.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[137,84,138,107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3237"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3237"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3240,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3237\/revisions\/3240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}