{"id":3200,"date":"2008-12-10T21:12:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T04:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=3200"},"modified":"2008-12-11T07:28:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-11T14:28:01","slug":"he-better-not-be-in-your-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/12\/10\/he-better-not-be-in-your-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"He better not be in your bed."},"content":{"rendered":"

Kate, the 30-month old talking flow chart<\/a>, on the topic of Santa Claus.<\/p>\n

“Where’s Santa Claus?”<\/p>\n

“He’s at the North Pole.”<\/p>\n

“Why?”<\/p>\n

“It’s where he lives.”<\/p>\n

“He’s in his house.”<\/p>\n

“Yes, he’s in his house.”<\/p>\n

“He’s not in my house.”<\/p>\n

“No, he’s not in our house.”<\/p>\n

“He’s not in my bed.” *<\/p>\n

“No, he’s not in your bed.”<\/p>\n

“He’s not in my closet.” **<\/p>\n

“No, he’s not in your closet.”<\/p>\n

“He’s at his house.”<\/p>\n

“Yes, at his house, at the North Pole.”<\/p>\n

“At the North Pole.”<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

* I wonder if us singing “You Better Watch Out” and the whole thing about ‘he sees you when you’re sleeping’ helped develop this line of possibility?<\/p>\n

** This also has been brought up in our household before.\u00c2\u00a0 When we first told Will about Santa, he used to cry out at night because Santa was in his closet.<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Here is more<\/a> from Kate on the subject of Santa, speaking during dinner (Shepherd’s Pie and Tomato & Edamame Salad*) last night.<\/p>\n

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\nKate discusses Santa Claus<\/a> from Cold Spaghetti<\/a> on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\n* It feels important to say this only to explain the colorful mass of mush sitting on the plate in front of her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kate, the 30-month old talking flow chart, on the topic of Santa Claus. “Where’s Santa Claus?” “He’s at the North Pole.” “Why?” “It’s where he lives.” “He’s in his house.” “Yes, he’s in his house.” “He’s not in my house.” “No, he’s not in our house.” “He’s not in my bed.” * “No, he’s not […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[137,127,84,108,138],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3200"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3203,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200\/revisions\/3203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}