{"id":305,"date":"2004-12-06T12:32:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-06T19:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/06\/waking-up\/"},"modified":"2004-12-06T12:32:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-06T19:32:00","slug":"waking-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/06\/waking-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Waking Up (!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will&#8217;s new preferred mode of waking up from a nap:<\/p>\n<p>First step: Moving at once from a peaceful lie-down to suddenly sitting straight up on his knees.<br \/>\n<br \/>Then: Letting out a primal call to let the world know he is awake (single fist raised to the air, optional).<br \/>\n<br \/>Third: Leaping forward in a full-throttle crawl toward Mom or Granna, even if they are in another room.<br \/>\n<br \/>And finally: Shaking head back and forth while grunting, laughing, and yelling.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s my baby!<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will&#8217;s new preferred mode of waking up from a nap: First step: Moving at once from a peaceful lie-down to suddenly sitting straight up on his knees. Then: Letting out a primal call to let the world know he is awake (single fist raised to the air, optional). Third: Leaping forward in a full-throttle crawl [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}