{"id":2355,"date":"2008-06-18T12:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T19:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/18\/introducing\/"},"modified":"2008-10-20T10:59:08","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T17:59:08","slug":"introducing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/18\/introducing\/","title":{"rendered":"Introducing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>The newest member of our family. \u00c2\u00a0<span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Imac<\/span>. \u00c2\u00a0It&#8217;s a big exciting day! \u00c2\u00a0Almost making me forget about the interviews I&#8217;m suppose to be doing had my three months of work not suddenly evaporated. \u00c2\u00a0(Really, I&#8217;ll get over it and back on the bandwagon by Monday. \u00c2\u00a0I just need a little bit of time.)<\/div>\n<div>Here is Paul, with our newborn, fresh out of it&#8217;s shipped-from-Shanghai box. \u00c2\u00a0Paul is looking for the power button:<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/SFlpTLndQFI\/AAAAAAAAEE8\/oj4nl8LBEIA\/s1600-h\/IMG_3479.JPG\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213313821914775634\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/SFlpTLndQFI\/AAAAAAAAEE8\/oj4nl8LBEIA\/s400\/IMG_3479.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>The monitor is massive, the keyboard and mouse are all trendy and slick, and I keep using words like &#8220;sexy&#8221; to describe the whole experience. \u00c2\u00a0Then Paul noticed boingboing had a post on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/06\/18\/people-in-love-with.html\">objectum-sexuals<\/a> and now I&#8217;m officially not using that word anymore in reference to my computer. \u00c2\u00a0As long as it doesn&#8217;t cry out in the middle of the night, stick it&#8217;s toes up my nose during cuddle time, or whine about wanting hamburgers for dinner, this big hulk of a thing could quickly become the household favorite. \u00c2\u00a0(Sorry, kids.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The newest member of our family. \u00c2\u00a0The Imac. \u00c2\u00a0It&#8217;s a big exciting day! \u00c2\u00a0Almost making me forget about the interviews I&#8217;m suppose to be doing had my three months of work not suddenly evaporated. \u00c2\u00a0(Really, I&#8217;ll get over it and back on the bandwagon by Monday. \u00c2\u00a0I just need a little bit of time.) Here [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2634,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2355\/revisions\/2634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}