M: “So, Will, tomorrow is Father’s Day. Should we do something special for Daddy?”<\/p>\n
W: “YEAH.”<\/p>\n
M: “Do you have any ideas on what we could do?”<\/p>\n
W: “I KNOW. We could build a T-Rex and all the dinosaurs that aren’t alive anymore out of wood and then give Daddy a button that he could push and allllll the dinosaurs would open up their mouths and go ‘ROOOOOAAAAAARRRRR.'”<\/p>\n
M: “Wow. Well, what about for PapPap?”<\/p>\n
W: “What kind of stuff does he like?”<\/p>\n
M: “I don’t know, what do you think he likes?”<\/p>\n
W: (thoughtfully) “Ummmm… probably he’d like something small. Like a Pterodactyl.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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