{"id":2344,"date":"2008-06-10T13:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T20:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/10\/8-years\/"},"modified":"2008-06-10T13:36:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T20:36:00","slug":"8-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/10\/8-years\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1 wedding.<br \/>0 honeymoons.<br \/>9 addresses.<br \/>2 Master degrees.<br \/>2 bouts of unemployment.<br \/>50, then<br \/>20, then<br \/>10, now<br \/>5 (?) pinball machines.<br \/>4 Michigan winters.<br \/>2 kids.<br \/>3 houses.<br \/>5 countries.<br \/>3 continents.<br \/>(almost) 1 PhD.<br \/>4 promotions.<br \/>1 cat on a farm,<br \/>1 cat in the back, and<br \/>1 cat at our feet.<br \/>1 Natural Disaster, followed by<br \/>1 Big Flood, followed by<br \/>2 months of wandering.<br \/>Thousands of really bad jokes that always make me laugh.<br \/>1 really good Anniversary gift, followed by<br \/>7 years of none.<br \/>Hundreds of diapers.<br \/>Countless nights with no sleep.<br \/>A ton of family dramas.<br \/>Many celebrations.<br \/>A million happy memories, with<br \/>A billion more to come.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Anniversary, Pancho!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 wedding.0 honeymoons.9 addresses.2 Master degrees.2 bouts of unemployment.50, then20, then10, now5 (?) pinball machines.4 Michigan winters.2 kids.3 houses.5 countries.3 continents.(almost) 1 PhD.4 promotions.1 cat on a farm,1 cat in the back, and1 cat at our feet.1 Natural Disaster, followed by1 Big Flood, followed by2 months of wandering.Thousands of really bad jokes that always make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}