“Mommy, where do mouses come from?”<\/p>\n
“Can we get a dog?”<\/p>\n
“How do fish breathe?”<\/p>\n
“Do trees breathe?”<\/p>\n
“Do trees eat?”<\/p>\n
“Why does wind move trees?”<\/p>\n
“Why does Kate always take off her shoes?”<\/p>\n
“Can we pull over so I can poop on the side of the road?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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