{"id":2206,"date":"2008-02-09T14:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-09T21:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/02\/09\/how-kate-eats-an-oreo\/"},"modified":"2008-02-09T14:09:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-09T21:09:00","slug":"how-kate-eats-an-oreo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/02\/09\/how-kate-eats-an-oreo\/","title":{"rendered":"How Kate eats an Oreo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Rip apart oreo.<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/R64WzcIJfTI\/AAAAAAAADe8\/rkpOfTafStY\/s1600-h\/IMG_9824.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/R64WzcIJfTI\/AAAAAAAADe8\/rkpOfTafStY\/s400\/IMG_9824.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165090895620046130\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>2. Remove inner center. <br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/R64Wz8IJfUI\/AAAAAAAADfE\/_eARMgfFRvA\/s1600-h\/IMG_9832.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/R64Wz8IJfUI\/AAAAAAAADfE\/_eARMgfFRvA\/s400\/IMG_9832.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165090904209980738\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>3. Rub inner center all over nose.  Lick what is left off of fingers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Rip apart oreo.2. Remove inner center. 3. Rub inner center all over nose. Lick what is left off of fingers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}