{"id":2192,"date":"2008-01-30T12:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-30T19:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/01\/30\/taking-me-away-from-important-adult-business\/"},"modified":"2008-01-30T12:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-30T19:52:00","slug":"taking-me-away-from-important-adult-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/01\/30\/taking-me-away-from-important-adult-business\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking me away from Important. Adult. Business."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I SHOULD be spray painting rubber boots, making superhero emblems, and decorating that seriously gorgeous float sitting in our outbuilding.  And Emmy just called from the Mardi Gras store&#8230; I could be with Emmy in a Mardi Gras STORE!?!  My priorities are way out of whack, &#8217;cause that is what I should be doing.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I&#8217;m redoing my consent (or at least complaining about it) because the IRB people don&#8217;t like that I wrote a sensible, understandable, useful form (in two languages, don&#8217;t forget that part!)  I didn&#8217;t correctly use their template and didn&#8217;t have a running footer with the version date.  Apparently, you MUST use their ALL canned fill for ALL project submissions, even when it includes stuff about my salary from the research (<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">what<\/span>?!) and the potential profit in the sale of body parts (<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">hello<\/span>, this is <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">qualitative <\/span>research, people!)  I understand and respect the IRB process and generally think it&#8217;s super fantastic that they are mandatory, but seriously&#8230; isn&#8217;t rational thought involved anymore??<\/p>\n<p>Actually, what is pissing me off isn&#8217;t all of that&#8230; bureaucracy I can reasonably handle.  I&#8217;m ticked that I requested meetings 3 weeks ago to go over these details and was blown off&#8230; three times.  So I&#8217;m irritated that NOW I&#8217;m having to make changes.  I guess it could be worse&#8230; they could&#8217;ve flat out denied me and made me do the whole process again.  Aye, when I think about all the trees who gave their lives for this submission&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I SHOULD be spray painting rubber boots, making superhero emblems, and decorating that seriously gorgeous float sitting in our outbuilding. And Emmy just called from the Mardi Gras store&#8230; I could be with Emmy in a Mardi Gras STORE!?! My priorities are way out of whack, &#8217;cause that is what I should be doing. Instead, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2192"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}