{"id":2187,"date":"2008-01-28T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T19:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/01\/28\/kate-loves-dogs\/"},"modified":"2008-12-11T21:22:51","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T04:22:51","slug":"kate-loves-dogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/01\/28\/kate-loves-dogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Kate. Loves. Dogs."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When walking with Kate, one must be very careful.  This is because she will move, as fast as possible, toward any animal she sees&#8230; especially if it&#8217;s a dog.   This includes, but is not limited to, dogs walking down the street, dogs walking across the street, dogs in a house down the block, dogs whizzing by in a car, and dogs that Kate makes up in her imagination.<\/p>\n<p>To interrupt Kate&#8217;s love-fest with a dog, you will need to physically remove her from the animal.   This will result in THE POUT.<a href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/R54xvkgxOPI\/AAAAAAAADVA\/B2sR6c-l0ag\/s1600-h\/IMG_2388.JPG\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160616916337899762\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/R54xvkgxOPI\/AAAAAAAADVA\/B2sR6c-l0ag\/s400\/IMG_2388.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>THE POUT may last an especially long time, at least until she is re-united again with her animal love, or is found a suitable replacement.  Her brother qualifies as a suitable replacement.  As does her family &#8220;gato,&#8221; Scout.  Her Daddy and Mommy do not.<\/p>\n<p>When faced with THE POUT, one needs constant vigilance.  THE POUT gives her certain super-powers aimed at circumventing all attempts of control.  This includes, but is not limited to, kicking, running, fussing, wiggling, and going boneless.  Note picture below: she is Assuming The Position.  Prepare for defensive maneuvers.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/R54xm0gxOOI\/AAAAAAAADU4\/xoX2mpKIKxk\/s1600-h\/IMG_2387.JPG\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5160616766014044386\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/R54xm0gxOOI\/AAAAAAAADU4\/xoX2mpKIKxk\/s400\/IMG_2387.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When walking with Kate, one must be very careful. This is because she will move, as fast as possible, toward any animal she sees&#8230; especially if it&#8217;s a dog. This includes, but is not limited to, dogs walking down the street, dogs walking across the street, dogs in a house down the block, dogs whizzing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[133,86],"tags":[108],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2187"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3221,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2187\/revisions\/3221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}