{"id":2115,"date":"2007-11-09T21:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-10T04:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/11\/09\/impressive\/"},"modified":"2007-11-09T21:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-10T04:47:00","slug":"impressive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/11\/09\/impressive\/","title":{"rendered":"Impressive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not that she can scramble onto the kitchen table is under 5 seconds.  It&#8217;s that she can do it with her cup of cereal kept perfectly intact.<br \/><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/RzU4GJbG3TI\/AAAAAAAAC5M\/-rD6OonAXT0\/s1600-h\/IMG_6491.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/RzU4GJbG3TI\/AAAAAAAAC5M\/-rD6OonAXT0\/s400\/IMG_6491.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5131069028718533938\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not that she can scramble onto the kitchen table is under 5 seconds. It&#8217;s that she can do it with her cup of cereal kept perfectly intact.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}