{"id":2059,"date":"2007-09-25T06:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-25T13:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/09\/25\/children-will-listen\/"},"modified":"2007-09-25T06:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-25T13:34:00","slug":"children-will-listen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/09\/25\/children-will-listen\/","title":{"rendered":"Children will listen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recent Will-isms, inspired (unwittingly) by his parents:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mommy, if you don&#8217;t stay and cuddle with me, my head will explode.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to play my guitar like a ROCKET STAR!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recent Will-isms, inspired (unwittingly) by his parents: &#8220;Mommy, if you don&#8217;t stay and cuddle with me, my head will explode.&#8221; &#8220;I want to play my guitar like a ROCKET STAR!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}