{"id":2026,"date":"2007-08-28T21:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T04:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/28\/life-according-to-will\/"},"modified":"2007-08-28T21:45:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-29T04:45:00","slug":"life-according-to-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/28\/life-according-to-will\/","title":{"rendered":"Life According to Will"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/RtT59Zy13kI\/AAAAAAAACWc\/SVGa_ebechY\/s1600-h\/IMG_1923.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_NeoZjZL4Y_c\/RtT59Zy13kI\/AAAAAAAACWc\/SVGa_ebechY\/s400\/IMG_1923.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103979111009082946\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>&#8220;Godzilla is a really big alligator.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;It is not time for bed.  I am not going to bed right now BECAUSE.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Sometimes I&#8217;m 14, but really I&#8217;m 3 1\/2.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;If I drink my milk ALL UP, I get a treat.&#8221;  (<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">no, Will&#8230; you have to finish your peas and chicken first.<\/span>) &#8220;NO MOMMY.  Those are GREEN DROPS and SHARK BITES.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t paint at school today because I really needed just to run because.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Sometimes I don&#8217;t listen to my body fast enough and I have an accident.  People have accidents sometimes.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Stories are very important.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Sometimes Katey doesn&#8217;t listen because she is a baby.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Godzilla is a really big alligator.&#8221;&#8220;It is not time for bed. I am not going to bed right now BECAUSE.&#8221;&#8220;Sometimes I&#8217;m 14, but really I&#8217;m 3 1\/2.&#8221;&#8220;If I drink my milk ALL UP, I get a treat.&#8221; (no, Will&#8230; you have to finish your peas and chicken first.) &#8220;NO MOMMY. Those are GREEN DROPS and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}