“In outer space, you have to be careful because there are lots of COLD COMLETS. They FLY through the air and will BURN YOU UP.”<\/p>\n
(Paul): “Will, don’t you mean COM-ET?”<\/p>\n
“No Daddy! I said COM-LET<\/span>.”<\/p>\n (Me): “Yeah, you tell him, Will.” (To Paul) “Let it go, this one is too good to fix.”<\/p>\n “Okay. It just makes me want to vom-let.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" “In outer space, you have to be careful because there are lots of COLD COMLETS. They FLY through the air and will BURN YOU UP.” (Paul): “Will, don’t you mean COM-ET?” “No Daddy! I said COM-LET.” (Me): “Yeah, you tell him, Will.” (To Paul) “Let it go, this one is too good to fix.” “Okay. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2023"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}