{"id":2001,"date":"2007-08-05T19:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-06T02:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/05\/no-more-backflips-off-the-stripper-pole\/"},"modified":"2007-08-05T19:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-06T02:04:00","slug":"no-more-backflips-off-the-stripper-pole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/05\/no-more-backflips-off-the-stripper-pole\/","title":{"rendered":"No more backflips off the stripper pole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m hurt.  I have no idea what I did to cause the soreness and stiffness that found me Saturday morning; I assumed that the head cold I&#8217;ve been fighting off was the culprit.  Not being a complainer, I moved a little slowly all morning but didn&#8217;t gripe or make it an issue.  And then, on the way home from our diaper re-stocking trip at the Evil Empire, when I reached back to take the cardboard insert out of Will&#8217;s newly purchased Spiderman lunch box, it happened.  It was so violent and sudden that I may have passed out for a moment.   Paul quickly pulled the car in surprise asking if we needed to head to a hospital.     It wasn&#8217;t that he hadn&#8217;t notice my limping around all morning &#8212; he confessed he assumed that an unpleasant bathroom episode that was in the works &#8212; but he was not expecting my lower back to suddenly burst into flame right in the bucket seat.<\/p>\n<p>The spasm was the first of many.  Collectively, they knocked me at least partially out of commission for the weekend.  No bed rest&#8230; walking, stretching, lying with legs raised, heating pads&#8230; everything we can think of that is good for the lower back.  Kids can&#8217;t take care of themselves, no matter how hurt Mommy gets.  And I love Paul to much to dramatically insist on a weekend of rest and recovery.<\/p>\n<p>A troublesome fact: this is not the first time this has occurred.  The previous time (a few weeks ago) also coincided with a head cold&#8230;. so, can viruses trigger severe lower back pain?  Can this thing come back to ruin yet another weekend??  (Satchmo Fest and White Linen night were both missed to much disappointment.)<\/p>\n<p>Although walking with a tilt &#8212; hip to one side, shoulder to the other, not unlike the zombies in the &#8216;Thriller&#8217; video &#8212; I am generally getting around.  Saturday afternoon, I still managed to get down to Thumbelina to get a few things taken in before our trip next week.   Whether or not this bold move was the cause I don&#8217;t know, but Sunday morning hurt worse.  Getting around was almost impossible for most of the day.  I didn&#8217;t attend a birthday party with the kids and spent most of the day on the living room floor trying to keep my back as straight as possible, testing how close I could come to various Iyengar yoga poses.   I&#8217;m impressed I feel as well as I do tonight.<\/p>\n<p>This morning, I swore I would find a doctor and been seen Right Away on Monday.  The resolve is wearing off as my limp subsides.  After all, is it really necessary to see a doctor for lower back pain?  If I make more of a commitment to work my back more, then won&#8217;t it just go away and never bother me again?  If it&#8217;s acute, I wouldn&#8217;t bother thinking about it, but could this be a repeat performance brought on by a similar virus&#8230; and therefore, something chronic?   (Can back pain really be connected to a virus like this, though?  Seriously?)  Without doubt, my feelings are a wonderful example of my bad habit of NOT practicing what I preach regarding Health and Medicine.  (Another in-the-moment example: my extreme overuse of OTC painkillers to get through the weekend.)<\/p>\n<p>There is one lesson to be learned in all of this, though.  The lesson is that my Mom deserves some serious props for being Very Right.  Because sometimes, I am totally my Dad&#8217;s daughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m hurt. I have no idea what I did to cause the soreness and stiffness that found me Saturday morning; I assumed that the head cold I&#8217;ve been fighting off was the culprit. Not being a complainer, I moved a little slowly all morning but didn&#8217;t gripe or make it an issue. And then, on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2001"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}