{"id":1949,"date":"2007-06-27T10:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-27T17:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/striking-fear-in-the-hearts-of-parents\/"},"modified":"2007-06-27T10:19:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-27T17:19:00","slug":"striking-fear-in-the-hearts-of-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/striking-fear-in-the-hearts-of-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"Striking Fear in the Hearts of Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sign in Cafe Luna, local cafe from where I&#8217;m working today:<br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">&#8220;Unattended children will be given espresso and a puppy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sign in Cafe Luna, local cafe from where I&#8217;m working today:&#8220;Unattended children will be given espresso and a puppy.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}