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From Will’s Dictionary:<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>Burpted. (v.) To make loud belching sound from mouth. Example given: “Mommy, Oscar burp-ted. And he didn’t say ‘excuse me.’ Because he’s a grouch.”<\/p>\n

Cafe. (n.) Rhymes with ‘safe.’ The cloth superheros wear around their necks. Example given: “Mommy, please tie my doggie blanket up on my neck because I need a cafe.” <\/p>\n

Dive. (v.) The point at which something living, stops living. Somewhat heart-wrenching example given: “Mommy, why did Manx have to dive?” Less heart-wrenching example given: “If you pull the tree out of the dirt and leave it in the air, swoosh swoosh up on the side, it will dive.”<\/p>\n

Chairs. (v, used as in salutations.) What you exclaim as you clink together glasses at the end of a toast. Example given: “Raise your glass! And…. CHAIRS!”<\/p>\n

From Will’s Encyclopedia: <\/span><\/p>\n

On mudpies: “You make mudpies with mud. And water. But mud goes first. Then the water. And sometimes it bubbles up! Like pop….pop…pop!”<\/p>\n

On swim lessons: “Sometimes you dive to the bottom and you get water in your mouth. It makes me cough a lot.”<\/p>\n

On outer space: “Outer space has a sun in it and it’s shining sometimes. Astronauts float with a… with a…. with a string and it’s hard to walk in outer space. Only astronauts can walk on outer space.”<\/p>\n

On rocket boosters: “Rocket boosters land in the water and a pirate ship will rescue it and fix it and it will blast off again.”<\/p>\n

On seat belts: “There are no seat belts on trains.” (pause) “Are there seat belts on trains? But rockets have seat belts, too. Rockets have seat belts like cars.”<\/p>\n

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From Will’s Dictionary: Burpted. (v.) To make loud belching sound from mouth. Example given: “Mommy, Oscar burp-ted. And he didn’t say ‘excuse me.’ Because he’s a grouch.” Cafe. (n.) Rhymes with ‘safe.’ The cloth superheros wear around their necks. Example given: “Mommy, please tie my doggie blanket up on my neck because I need a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}