{"id":1906,"date":"2007-05-22T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/22\/some-will-isms-at-almost-3-12\/"},"modified":"2007-05-22T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-22T14:00:00","slug":"some-will-isms-at-almost-3-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/22\/some-will-isms-at-almost-3-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Will-isms at (almost) 3 1\/2"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Putting on “Lighting McQueen” underwear: “Look, Mommy! It says ‘M’ for ‘RACECAR!'”<\/span>\"\"<\/a>We’re in the bathroom at Magic Box toys, a room off the center of the small store where, undoubtedly, shoppers and store keepers can all hear the conversation within:
W: “I gotta go make a BIG POOP.”<\/span>
M: “Okay, Will, you do your stuff.” <\/span>(help lift him on the commode)
W: (sitting on toilet with head between his knees, grunting) “uhhhhh ONE. uhhhh TWO…”<\/span>
M: “Will, what are you doing?”<\/span>
W: (between grunts) “I counting my poops. Wait, here comes more… uhhhh THREE.”<\/span>
M: (pause while trying to decide whether to laugh or feel mortified)
W: (finishing up) “FOUR and … FIVE!”<\/span> (hops off seat and declares proudly) “Mommy, I made five HUGE poops!”<\/span>\"\"<\/a>Will: “Katey! No eating baby wipes! Those are for ADULTS ONLY!”<\/span>\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Putting on “Lighting McQueen” underwear: “Look, Mommy! It says ‘M’ for ‘RACECAR!’”We’re in the bathroom at Magic Box toys, a room off the center of the small store where, undoubtedly, shoppers and store keepers can all hear the conversation within:W: “I gotta go make a BIG POOP.”M: “Okay, Will, you do your stuff.” (help lift […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}