“Well, Paul, thanks to our son, people think I’m pregnant and have us all freaked out. Do you know what this means?”<\/p>\n
“That we’re buying a triple stroller?”<\/p>\n
“No.”<\/p>\n
“That we’ve surpassed the Minivan and are moving on to the Full Size?”<\/p>\n
“No…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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