{"id":1882,"date":"2007-05-03T06:32:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-03T13:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/03\/all-that-was-missing-was-my-hair-net\/"},"modified":"2007-05-03T06:32:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-03T13:32:00","slug":"all-that-was-missing-was-my-hair-net","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/03\/all-that-was-missing-was-my-hair-net\/","title":{"rendered":"All that was missing was my hair net."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Who was that pajama-clad lady running barefoot through the street, wildly waving a child&#8217;s sippy cup?  <\/span><\/p>\n<p>Me.  It was me, providing this morning&#8217;s neighborhood entertainment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who was that pajama-clad lady running barefoot through the street, wildly waving a child&#8217;s sippy cup? Me. It was me, providing this morning&#8217;s neighborhood entertainment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}