{"id":1850,"date":"2007-04-05T22:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/04\/05\/life-with-a-three-year-old-continued\/"},"modified":"2008-12-21T21:15:55","modified_gmt":"2008-12-22T04:15:55","slug":"life-with-a-three-year-old-continued","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/04\/05\/life-with-a-three-year-old-continued\/","title":{"rendered":"Life with a three year old…. continued."},"content":{"rendered":"

Will (walking into the front room, after his bedtime)<\/span>: “Mommy, I had an accident.”<\/p>\n

“You had an accident in your pull-up?” (He sleeps in pull-ups. We are so not ready to tackle night potty training for Will, who sleeps with an intensity most NOLA folk save for Ash Wednesday.) <\/span><\/p>\n

Will: “Umm… I’m wet. My bed is all wet.”<\/p>\n

“What do you mean your BED is WET? Do you mean your pull-up?” (You can start to hear the fear in my voice.)<\/p>\n

Will: “MY PANTS are wet. I had an accident.” (I look closely. The sides of his pajama shorts are a bit wet. I’ve put it together and am not ready to accept it.)<\/span><\/p>\n

“Will, you wear your pull-up to bed so that you don’t have any accidents. What happened to your pull-up?”<\/p>\n

silence.<\/p>\n

“Will?”<\/p>\n

Speaking softly with his chin pressed tightly to his chest, shamefully looking to the floor in growing remorse, “itookitoffandtinkledonmybed.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Will (walking into the front room, after his bedtime): “Mommy, I had an accident.” “You had an accident in your pull-up?” (He sleeps in pull-ups. We are so not ready to tackle night potty training for Will, who sleeps with an intensity most NOLA folk save for Ash Wednesday.) Will: “Umm… I’m wet. My bed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[133,86],"tags":[107],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1850"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3353,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850\/revisions\/3353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}