{"id":1839,"date":"2007-03-30T20:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-31T03:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/03\/30\/watch-out-bill-gates\/"},"modified":"2007-03-30T20:25:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T03:25:00","slug":"watch-out-bill-gates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/03\/30\/watch-out-bill-gates\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch out Bill Gates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will: &#8220;How &#8217;bout grilled cheese for dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What should we have with the grilled cheese?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I dunno.  Maybe just grilled cheese.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Grilled cheese with salad?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With soup?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With lima beans?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.&#8221; (pleasantly) &#8220;Just grilled cheese.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With rutabaga?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, just grilled cheese only.&#8221;  (This could go on for awhile.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What about french fries?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh.  French fries?&#8221; (Said as if it&#8217;s the most novel idea in the world.)  Yeah, I&#8217;d like summa those with grilled cheese.&#8221;  (pause.)  &#8220;I KNOW!  How &#8217;bout we have CHOCOLATE FRENCH FRIES with grilled cheese??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Will, if you could invent those, you&#8217;d <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">rule the world<\/span>.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will: &#8220;How &#8217;bout grilled cheese for dinner?&#8221; &#8220;What should we have with the grilled cheese?&#8221; &#8220;I dunno. Maybe just grilled cheese.&#8221; &#8220;Grilled cheese with salad?&#8221; &#8220;No.&#8221; &#8220;With soup?&#8221; &#8220;No.&#8221; &#8220;With lima beans?&#8221; &#8220;No.&#8221; (pleasantly) &#8220;Just grilled cheese.&#8221; &#8220;With rutabaga?&#8221; &#8220;No, just grilled cheese only.&#8221; (This could go on for awhile.) &#8220;What about french fries?&#8221; &#8220;Oh. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}