{"id":1745,"date":"2007-01-03T09:13:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-03T16:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/01\/03\/malfunction\/"},"modified":"2007-01-03T09:13:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-03T16:13:00","slug":"malfunction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2007\/01\/03\/malfunction\/","title":{"rendered":"Malfunction?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Driving in the car, kids asleep.  We&#8217;re causally talking, reminiscing about things like when &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; was called &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; and not &#8220;A New Hope.&#8221; Suddenly, Will&#8217;s head snaps up, hair tussled from sleep, his voice breaking through our conversation:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;&#8221; he repeats over and over. &#8220;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Dear, I think the record is broken.<\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Will, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">what <\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">were you?  What are you trying to say, honey?<\/span>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;&#8221; <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">pause. Then slowly, <\/span>&#8220;&#8230;digging up shells in the park.&#8221;  <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Silence<\/span>.  I look to Paul, curious.<\/p>\n<p>Paul explains: &#8220;It was muddy in the park and Will found shells that the rain washed up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Turning to Will, showing my interest, &#8220;Oh, I see.  What color were the shells, Will?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Silence<\/span>.  Will is starring, eyes half open, out the window.  He&#8217;s still, almost asleep, as if his explosion of stutters had never happened.  The car is quiet again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay&#8230; I think The Little Man is out again.&#8221; Shaking my head to Paul, &#8220;<span style=\"font-style: italic;\">That <\/span>was interesting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yep.  Proof that the mouth wakes up before the brain.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Driving in the car, kids asleep. We&#8217;re causally talking, reminiscing about things like when &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; was called &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; and not &#8220;A New Hope.&#8221; Suddenly, Will&#8217;s head snaps up, hair tussled from sleep, his voice breaking through our conversation: &#8220;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;&#8221; he repeats over and over. &#8220;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;I was&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Dear, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}