“Mommy, I two.”<\/p>\n
“That’s right, Will. You’re two years old. But next month is your birthday and you’ll be three.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, I’ll be three. I’ll have a birthday party!”<\/p>\n
“Would you like a birthday party?”<\/p>\n
“Uh-huh”<\/p>\n
“Would you like to invite your friends over to play in the yard for your party?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah. Invite Gabby and Aya, too!”<\/p>\n
“What kind of party would you like? Do you want Bob the Builder, or Dinosaurs, or Pirates, or Airplanes, or Animals…?”<\/p>\n
“No, Mommy. We not Bob Builder. We not Dinosaurs. We not Airplanes. We PIRATES! Argh!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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