{"id":1637,"date":"2006-09-08T11:04:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-08T18:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/09\/08\/kid-isms\/"},"modified":"2006-09-08T11:04:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-08T18:04:00","slug":"kid-isms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/09\/08\/kid-isms\/","title":{"rendered":"Kid-isms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Will, do you have a poop?&#8221; My Mom asks him as she wakes him up from a nap.  Will slowly opens one eye and says, &#8220;Not Yet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger2\/150\/1123\/1600\/IMG_3349.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger2\/150\/1123\/400\/IMG_3349.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>&#8220;Do you like my new suit?&#8221; He says as he squeezes into his sister&#8217;s onesie.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger2\/150\/1123\/1600\/IMG_3342.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger2\/150\/1123\/400\/IMG_3342.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>&#8220;One-two-free-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-eight-nine-eight-ten-eleven-fourteen!  Here I come, PapPap!  I looking for you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger2\/150\/1123\/1600\/IMG_3362.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger2\/150\/1123\/400\/IMG_3362.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Kate checks out her brother&#8217;s antics.  This is her intense &#8220;thinking&#8221; face.  She &#8220;thinks&#8221; a lot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Will, do you have a poop?&#8221; My Mom asks him as she wakes him up from a nap. Will slowly opens one eye and says, &#8220;Not Yet.&#8221; &#8220;Do you like my new suit?&#8221; He says as he squeezes into his sister&#8217;s onesie. &#8220;One-two-free-four-five-six-seven-eight-nine-eight-nine-eight-ten-eleven-fourteen! Here I come, PapPap! I looking for you!&#8221; Kate checks out her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}