My kids wear things with phrases like, “Little Angel,” “Sweet Boy,” and “Cutie Pie.” While those may be based on truth, so are phrases like “Up All Night.”<\/p>\n
With that in mind, I’m thinking of a craft project for truth in kid advertising. T-shirts that display all aspects of having kids. Some examples:
“Driving Mom to Drink”
“Pulls poop from diaper”
“Spits like a champ”
“10 dirty diapers daily”
“Not ‘using my words'”
“Sleep all day, party all night”
“Bites while nursing”
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