{"id":1589,"date":"2006-07-28T19:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T02:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/07\/28\/boobs-and-the-beasts\/"},"modified":"2006-07-28T19:14:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-29T02:14:00","slug":"boobs-and-the-beasts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/07\/28\/boobs-and-the-beasts\/","title":{"rendered":"Boobs and the beasts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Babytalk Magazine,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your lovely August cover.  The photograph tastefully shows one of the most touching moments of motherhood.<\/p>\n<p>Please direct <a href=\"http:\/\/msnbc.msn.com\/id\/14065706\/?GT1=8307\">each person who complains about the cover<\/a> to me.  I&#8217;d like to bop them each on the head with my big, milk-filled breast.  Get over it, people!<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<br \/>Holly<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/img.timeinc.net\/parenting\/web\/images\/0806_BT_cover.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 184px; height: 244px;\" src=\"http:\/\/img.timeinc.net\/parenting\/web\/images\/0806_BT_cover.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Please send your own messages to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.babytalk.com\">Babytalk<\/a> magazine for the beautiful, tasteful, and touching photograph gracing their August issue.  (Customer Service information is <a href=\"https:\/\/secure.customersvc.com\/wes\/servlet\/Show?WESPAGE=by\/home.html&#038;MSRSMAG=BY\">here<\/a>, email them <a href=\"https:\/\/secure.customersvc.com\/wes\/servlet\/Show?WESPAGE=by\/Services\/wes_email.html&amp;MSRSMAG=BY\">here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Babytalk Magazine, Thank you for your lovely August cover. The photograph tastefully shows one of the most touching moments of motherhood. Please direct each person who complains about the cover to me. I&#8217;d like to bop them each on the head with my big, milk-filled breast. Get over it, people! Sincerely,Holly Please send your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}