{"id":1520,"date":"2006-06-23T12:33:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-23T19:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/23\/noises-off\/"},"modified":"2006-06-23T12:33:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-23T19:33:00","slug":"noises-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/06\/23\/noises-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Noises Off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kate is, hands down, the <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">noisiest <\/span>baby we&#8217;ve ever met.  Burps, gurgles, hiccups, coos, hoots, toots, whoots, putts, gorpuls, grunts, sighs, slurps, smacks, snores, and others that we are at a loss to describe.   She has more noises than she has chins.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/2787\/660\/320\/IMG_6138.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/>Her noises have been compared to a coffee percolator, a weight lifter, and a one-woman performance of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.filmsite.org\/blaz.html\">Blazing Saddle&#8217;s<\/a> &#8220;bean scene.&#8221;<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; text-align: center;\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/2787\/660\/320\/IMG_6118.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/>What can we say?  She&#8217;s our girl!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kate is, hands down, the noisiest baby we&#8217;ve ever met. Burps, gurgles, hiccups, coos, hoots, toots, whoots, putts, gorpuls, grunts, sighs, slurps, smacks, snores, and others that we are at a loss to describe. She has more noises than she has chins.Her noises have been compared to a coffee percolator, a weight lifter, and a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}