{"id":1481,"date":"2006-05-28T18:17:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-29T01:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/05\/28\/binky-games\/"},"modified":"2006-05-28T18:17:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-29T01:17:00","slug":"binky-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/05\/28\/binky-games\/","title":{"rendered":"Binky Games"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Both of my kids are big time into non-nutritious sucking.  Will still sleeps with his &#8220;binky&#8221; and has regressed a bit in his dependence on it since Kate came on the scene.  He is also obsessed with her binkies.  Tried as I have to hook her on to Will&#8217;s style of binky (the nursing friendly Gerber gentle flex, which I special ordered online), she has decided that Nuks are the one and no other will do.  We currently have one Nuk in the house.<\/p>\n<p>Paul made a tactical error last night by allowing Will to get a hold of Kate&#8217;s Nuk before bedtime.  None of us could find it.  When Kate turned into a Rock Star at 4am, she really wanted her Nuk &#8212; and I *really* wanted to give it to her.  We were still up when Paul woke up around 7:30, when I asked him to go to the store, in his pajamas, and bring home Nuks.  Instead, he opted to once again discuss Kate&#8217;s binky with Will.<\/p>\n<p>Paul: &#8220;Will, do you know where Kate&#8217;s binky is?&#8221;<br \/>Will: (shaking head up and down) &#8220;um-hm&#8221;<br \/>Paul: &#8220;Really?  Where?&#8221;<br \/>Will points to my Dad&#8217;s dresser in my parents&#8217; room.  Paul opens a drawer.<br \/>&#8220;No, Daddy,&#8221; says Will, &#8220;THIS drawer.&#8221;<br \/>Paul opens it up, and sure enough, Will has a hidden stash of Kate&#8217;s binkies: two of her size of the Gerber gentle-flex, and the Nuk.  Paul, in the mix of surprise, humor, and shock that comes to parents of precocious kids, turns to Will and says, &#8220;You little bugger!&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;No, Daddy,&#8221; says Will, &#8220;I a big boy.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Both of my kids are big time into non-nutritious sucking. Will still sleeps with his &#8220;binky&#8221; and has regressed a bit in his dependence on it since Kate came on the scene. He is also obsessed with her binkies. Tried as I have to hook her on to Will&#8217;s style of binky (the nursing friendly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1481"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}