{"id":1426,"date":"2006-04-19T18:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-20T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/04\/19\/wills-standards\/"},"modified":"2006-04-19T18:34:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-20T01:34:00","slug":"wills-standards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/04\/19\/wills-standards\/","title":{"rendered":"Will&#8217;s Standards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the past few weeks, Will has gone from stringing words together to speaking in fairly complete sentences.  Accordingly, Paul and I have wasted no time in teaching him some finer, musically and culturally inspired phrases to add to his ever-growing collection of gems.  (Gems would include things like &#8220;Mommy making poo-poo?&#8221; and &#8220;Daddy make stinky toot.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Here is an incomplete list of some of our favorites:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Boom shaka-laka!<br \/>&#8211; You da man!  <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">(Answer him, &#8220;No, you da man!&#8221; and be prepared for many, many repetitions.)<\/span><br \/>&#8211; Get back, Jo Jo!  <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">(Think of the Beatles.)<br \/><\/span>&#8211; Get down and boogie!<br \/>&#8211; Kathmandu!  <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">(Okay, this isn&#8217;t really a sentence.  I just love that he throws around the capital of Nepal in conversation.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and our favorite:<br \/>&#8211; Domo arigato Mr. Roboto<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the past few weeks, Will has gone from stringing words together to speaking in fairly complete sentences. Accordingly, Paul and I have wasted no time in teaching him some finer, musically and culturally inspired phrases to add to his ever-growing collection of gems. (Gems would include things like &#8220;Mommy making poo-poo?&#8221; and &#8220;Daddy make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}