{"id":1423,"date":"2006-04-18T18:47:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-19T01:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/04\/18\/paul-the-builder\/"},"modified":"2006-04-18T18:47:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-19T01:47:00","slug":"paul-the-builder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/04\/18\/paul-the-builder\/","title":{"rendered":"Paul, the builder!*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;ve missed it, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisoldgrouse.blogspot.com\">Paul<\/a> has been giving an incredible play-by-play on his impressive gains in the home-fixin&#8217; department.  Considering we&#8217;ve lived almost two years with paper taped to the windows and doors, cracks between baseboards and floorboards that reach over a 1\/2 inch, and horrible dirty beige oil paint on every darn surface&#8230; his work signifies a serious change in our lives.  (Note that we&#8217;ve been working our doompkas off doing other things, like building a kitchen, a bathroom, and re-wiring the entire house so that it doesn&#8217;t spontaneously errupt in flame.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m certainly sorry that I am not there to help.  This is just the sort of thing we would work through together in our pre-kid world.  Go Paul &#8212; please send him encouragement!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">*I am both envious (and maybe a little sad?) for anyone who can read this title without breaking out in song. &#8220;Yes, we can!&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;ve missed it, Paul has been giving an incredible play-by-play on his impressive gains in the home-fixin&#8217; department. Considering we&#8217;ve lived almost two years with paper taped to the windows and doors, cracks between baseboards and floorboards that reach over a 1\/2 inch, and horrible dirty beige oil paint on every darn surface&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}