{"id":1380,"date":"2006-03-19T17:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-20T00:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/19\/kudos-and-congratulations\/"},"modified":"2006-03-19T17:37:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-20T00:37:00","slug":"kudos-and-congratulations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/19\/kudos-and-congratulations\/","title":{"rendered":"Kudos and Congratulations!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my under-the-weather third trimester stupor, I have neglected to post an official <span style=\"color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;\">hot damn and hallelujah!<\/span> for my brother, Will&#8217;s beloved &#8220;Uncle Skip,&#8221; and his beautiful wife, Emily, who have just joined the equity-building world of homeownership!! <\/p>\n<p>They are now welcoming visitors to their platial abode on the northeast side of Jacksonville, FL.  (Particularly those visitors baring home improvement warehouse giftcards.)<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations, Skip and Emily!  We are vaclempt with happiness and pride!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my under-the-weather third trimester stupor, I have neglected to post an official hot damn and hallelujah! for my brother, Will&#8217;s beloved &#8220;Uncle Skip,&#8221; and his beautiful wife, Emily, who have just joined the equity-building world of homeownership!! They are now welcoming visitors to their platial abode on the northeast side of Jacksonville, FL. (Particularly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}