{"id":1370,"date":"2006-03-09T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-09T18:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/09\/dear-pregnant-body\/"},"modified":"2006-03-09T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-09T18:00:00","slug":"dear-pregnant-body","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2006\/03\/09\/dear-pregnant-body\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear pregnant body,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Morning sickness is not welcome at 31 weeks.  There is no need to relive breakfast, no matter how splendid a chef Paul is with eggs and toast.  The added touch of bringing on morning sickness right before a meeting with a member of my committee was noted.  My apologies if I&#8217;ve upset you with lack of sleep (I will do my part to control the snoring husband and annoying cat).  Please, let&#8217;s work together to find another way of working out our issues.  Preferably one that doesn&#8217;t involving hurling in the sink. <\/p>\n<p>Respectfully,<br \/>Me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Morning sickness is not welcome at 31 weeks. There is no need to relive breakfast, no matter how splendid a chef Paul is with eggs and toast. The added touch of bringing on morning sickness right before a meeting with a member of my committee was noted. My apologies if I&#8217;ve upset you with lack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1370"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}