{"id":130,"date":"2008-08-07T22:08:52","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T05:08:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/?p=130"},"modified":"2008-08-07T22:08:52","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T05:08:52","slug":"now-they-tell-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2008\/08\/07\/now-they-tell-me\/","title":{"rendered":"NOW they tell me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All this time I&#8217;m focusing on parenting technique, when I should have been thinking about laxatives.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/200808071717.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"1298\" \/><\/p>\n<p>h\/t: <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\">boingboing<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All this time I&#8217;m focusing on parenting technique, when I should have been thinking about laxatives. h\/t: boingboing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}