{"id":1156,"date":"2005-12-20T16:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-20T23:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/12\/20\/innocent\/"},"modified":"2005-12-20T16:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-20T23:39:00","slug":"innocent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/12\/20\/innocent\/","title":{"rendered":"Innocent!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know it looks bad.  There were those claims made in the 3rd grade.  I even planned the heist with a cooler on the scene.  But it didn&#8217;t happen then, and I promise, it didn&#8217;t happen now.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/WORLD\/europe\/12\/20\/britain.penguin.ap\/index.html\">That little penguin<\/a> is hiding out at someone else&#8217;s house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it looks bad. There were those claims made in the 3rd grade. I even planned the heist with a cooler on the scene. But it didn&#8217;t happen then, and I promise, it didn&#8217;t happen now. That little penguin is hiding out at someone else&#8217;s house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}