{"id":1081,"date":"2005-11-19T20:09:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-20T03:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/11\/19\/1081\/"},"modified":"2005-11-19T20:09:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-20T03:09:00","slug":"1081","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/11\/19\/1081\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/2787\/660\/640\/IMG_1791.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/2787\/660\/320\/IMG_1791.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>  When he finally popped a balloon, instead of leaving them alone (as I thought he would do) Will systematically went after every other balloon at the party, popping them one-by-one.  Borrowing keys from friend Scott (after a quick lesson in how to use keys to expediate popping) sped up the process.&nbsp;<a href='http:\/\/picasa.google.com\/' target='ext'><img src='http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/pbp.gif' alt='Posted by Picasa' style='border: 0px none ; padding: 0px; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: initial; -moz-background-origin: initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: initial;' align='middle' border='0' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When he finally popped a balloon, instead of leaving them alone (as I thought he would do) Will systematically went after every other balloon at the party, popping them one-by-one. Borrowing keys from friend Scott (after a quick lesson in how to use keys to expediate popping) sped up the process.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}