{"id":1031,"date":"2005-10-30T19:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T02:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/10\/30\/we-have-a-problem\/"},"modified":"2005-10-30T19:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-31T02:06:00","slug":"we-have-a-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/2005\/10\/30\/we-have-a-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;We have a problem.&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And with those words I prepared my husband for terrible news.<\/p>\n<p>We are out of diapers.  Completely, one-hundred percent, totally.  Out. Of. Diapers.<\/p>\n<p>In just about any other place in the U.S., this would not be too much a problem. Someone just hops in the car and drives to an open grocery, 7-11, whatever. But that is not a possibility in the city of New Orleans, where Winn Dixie is only open from 9-5 and enjoys the status of &#8220;only game in town.&#8221; Neighbors with toddlers? We tried; they&#8217;re out for the night. And so here we are.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, we had some swimming diapers from the trip to Duck. This really was a lucky turn of events, since we normally keep all swimmers at my Mom&#8217;s house. So, Will is fast asleep for the night in his firetruck PJs and a Lil&#8217; Swimmer. A good save, but they are made to contain, not to absorb. Good heavens, please let us have a dry night.<\/p>\n<p>We double-lucked out when I remembered my emergency diaper stashed in the car. This is extra-good news since we now don&#8217;t have to endure the embarrassment of having to take Will to school in a swimmer and beg them for a diaper. (He&#8217;ll be in school before the store opens.) Phew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And with those words I prepared my husband for terrible news. We are out of diapers. Completely, one-hundred percent, totally. Out. Of. Diapers. In just about any other place in the U.S., this would not be too much a problem. Someone just hops in the car and drives to an open grocery, 7-11, whatever. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.coldspaghetti.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}